Yeah buddy, I wish I could stay in bed and snuggle with you too. You must be exhausted from your busy weekend of:
1. needing a bath after rolling in something smelly in the yard.
2. us being scared wondering what you might have eaten in the yard to cause you to act like you were going to throw up for an hour.
3. chewing a hole in the rear end of Dad's pants that you pulled down off the hamper. We know the distressed look is in, but this just makes them un-wearable.
4. deciding to walk on the winter pool cover as we are putting it on and then Mom having to come rescue you because the water flowed through it too fast.